100% Fruiting Body Extracts
Hand-Blended in Small Batches
Women-Owned & Women-Sourced
Hand-crafted mushroom tinctures for the shit nobody warned you about - hot flashes, brain fog, zero sleep, ZERO PATIENCE. Real blends, made by a mushroom specialist who's living this too.
77% of women say they felt completely unprepared for menopause. 41% lived with symptoms for seven years or more before anyone gave them a real answer. Only 2% of publicly funded medical research in this country focuses on women's health that isn't about reproduction. So no — it's not in your head. The system just never bothered to study you.
Total Pussy exists because we got tired of waiting for permission to feel like ourselves again. Every blend is hand-crafted from scratch by a mushroom specialist with 6 years in functional, medicinal, and psychedelic mushrooms — not some generic formula slapped on a label and rebranded pink for women. These are custom recipes, built around what we're actually going through: the brain fog, the rage, the 3 a.m. wake-ups, the hormones going haywire. We're not here to fix you. You're not broken. We're here to support the badass who's still in there.
Hand-blended, small batch. No factory or warehouse. Every recipe was created by me, in small batches, by hand.
Women-owned, top to bottom. The art, the labels, the sourcing, the production - every dollar spent here supports women-owned businesses, artists, and creators. This line is for us, by us.
You are not losing your mind. You're not "too sensitive." You're not imagining the brain fog, the rage that shows up out of nowhere, or the fact that your body suddenly feels like it belongs to someone else. This is hormonal. It's real. And it's got a name — even if your doctor hasn't said it out loud yet.
You don't need to white-knuckle this the way our mothers and grandmothers did. Talk about it, loud. Find a doctor who actually listens — and if yours doesn't, leave. Support your body with real tools: sleep, protein, movement, and adaptogenic mushrooms, because your nervous system is asking for backup, not a pep talk.
You are not losing your mind. You're not "too sensitive." You're not imagining the brain fog, the rage that shows up out of nowhere, or the fact that your body suddenly feels like it belongs to someone else. This is hormonal. It's real. And it's got a name - even if your doctor hasn't said it out loud yet.
You don't need to white-knuckle this the way our mothers and grandmothers did. Talk about it, loud. Find a doctor who actually listens - and if yours doesn't, leave. Support your body with real tools: sleep, protein, movement, and adaptogenic mushrooms, because your nervous system is asking for help.
I make every single blend you see on this site. Not a team, not a factory - me, by hand, in small batches. I've spent 6 years deep in functional, medicinal, and psychedelic mushrooms, and I educate at Culture Shrooms in Long Beach, CA, talking to women about their symptoms every single day.
I'm not some 26-year-old wellness influencer who's never had a hot flash. I'm 47. I'm in perimenopause right along with you, and I built Total Pussy because nothing on the shelf was made for what I was actually going through — and I'm betting you know exactly what I mean. This isn't a brand. It's me, making the thing I needed and couldn't find.
